Unmuted Ink by Jamie Bond October 1st, 2012

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UNMUTED INK FELLOWSHIP AWARD

UNMUTED INK FELLOWSHIP AWARD
AUGUST 2012 

This Award is given to the person who has shown unbiased, unconditional, unending support of their Fellow Poets, as well as contributed to the fullness of The Unmuted Ink Group by submitting his own work, uplifting others, seeking to promote Unity, Camaraderie, Solidarity.

This person is the Best of Unmuted Ink and we salute all you do.

This Months Award goes to:

Todd “The Lyfe Poet” Smith
http://www.facebook.com/toddsmithakathelyfepoet

Congratulations from us All!


Prize: PASSAGES BY JANET CALDWELL

 http://www.innerchildpress.com/janet-p-caldwell.php

 

 

 

piranha ~~ A JUNE AND JAMIE COLLAB

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    A JUNE AND JAMIE COLLAB
    
    piranha
    she wants something not within her reach
    this derailed her from her plans
    she was supposed to have had
    real goals and aspirations
    traded em in ghosts and apparitions
    she’s taking force becomes a task force
    all of this over a man
    he's not even hers - but she'll be be dammned
    she said she wants what she wants
    and she wants YOUR man
    watch her cuz she's scheming on him
    plotting on your every move
    waiting to jump in your spot
    so she can win what you'll loose
    you don't have to be enemies
    YET
    don't take it personally
    BUT
    if yall aint on the same page
    it may as well be different books
    she's a man eating fish
    a piranha with hooks
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    JuNe 
    
     Piranha lady love's you, but she don't love her mother
    Piranha lady hates you, because she swallows up weak brothers
    Her plan iz Jezebel ion
    Rebel-ion her deception
    diseased from her wants
    since her very own inception
    Piranha lady love you, but she don't love her mother
    Piranha lady hate you, because she swallows up her lovers
    As she's surfing through the shallows
    searching for the gallows
    she's planning your downfall
    she wants all but your bone marrow
    Narrow minded little trickster
    spinster posing winner
    just a poot butt little sinner
    Never known the coldest winter
    Piranha lady love you, but she don't love her mother
    Piranha lady hate you, watch for her she's under cover!

2 HEADED BEAST!~an unauthorized collab by Qise "tha fuk outta here" notebook and Jamie "I WISH a muthaphuka would" Bond

2 HEADED BEAST!~an unauthorized collab by 

Qise "tha fuk outta here" notebook and 

Jamie "I WISH a muthaphuka would" Bond

2 HEADED BEAST!
an unauthorized collab
by Qise "tha fuk outta here" notebook
and Jamie "I WISH a muthaphuka would" Bond



Who in the hell left the gate open,
its feeding time and we're ready to feast,
more than a monster, this is a two-headed Beast...
Out for blood, I be that wolf in sheep's clothing and,
don’t act surprised cause, Jamie forewarned ya...
Microwave flow, I radiation core warm ya,
Two strikes of lightning, I’m the quiet before, she storms ya...

Ballpoints on one end, the other, sharpened to shanks so,
don’t get too friendly cause, its more lethal than you think...
No cage can hold us, we gnaw the bars off that bitch,
and fuck a chain link, eat the barb wire off that fence...

Go ahead and get decapitated,
there goes ya head, you're decapitated,
have ya neck squirting blood like that bitch was lactating...
See, we running wind sprints while your pen is jogging,
Fukkit, Imma let Jamie finish off the rest of your carcase.

~Quise



Ahhh seee, now ya know I like my beef well done
I refuse to eat some shit that I already stepped on
Yo Quise not only will we leave em decapitated
we gonna have their ink spillage coagulating

and truth be told if I had a dick I’d be jockin myself
2 poets 1 paper we’re so dammn phenomenal
got that cut cha 2 tha white meat monstrous flow
we stay stifling they flows and mojos
they told us to behave we said hell to tha NO

free write PDF downloads we cheffin up regrets
we be like the loch ness monsters lockin down tha net
like twin Frankenstein’s with pens leaking out our necks
take my pens and stab em in tha head so they can think devilish
spank dey asses makin em go back in tha lab like poetry techs

I see you grew some but we’re still gruesome wit it
I see you still hiding behind your subliminal messages
Betcha punk ass wont say it to my face wit cha embellished bullshit
your nursery rhymes are seek and find and I’m a saduko bitch

Go ahead keep fuckin wit us actin like you can’t get touched
I’m a monster wit sweet tooth and kinda still don’t want cha
Welcome to the dungeon your welcome mat I’ll bludgeon
Have your tee splattered wit blood lookin like a half used tampon
Yo weak ass said you had a dope poem but tha dog you don’t own ate it
It’s a muthaphukin lie cuz tha insurance company clearly stated
It was a total wreck we caused pothole damage to ya paper

you pigeons are smitten wit our pens in tha paper play pen
you aint hard you lookin like sponge bob up against a fuckin Spartan
couldn’t hold me back from jumpin in yo ass if I swallowed a magnet
we’ll hog tie their maggot asses to tha back of a chariot and drag em
use my pen and stab you in the heart that you AINT got like a dagger
you in the lair of Quise ~the notebook beast ~ and the den of mic breathing dragon

we stay in that unapologetically relentless fuck yo feelings battle mode
so don’t get it fucked up chuck
WE BE LIKE Neanderthals playin stick ball wit cho ballz
tell ya what tho! Quise will twitter your murder as a trending topic
under #realtalk #thepoetrymovement #fuckouttahere and #tryharder
We’re cold hearted and uncouth toward tha artless
you better be able to back yo pen up pimpin’
or we cuttin your wrists off and mailing it back to ya mamma
I promise ya

~~ Jamie



So, have a deep convo with ya pen
and tell it to think before it speaks before,
it becomes what’s digested in the belly of this Beast...

We birth ability, while raising Kane,
we spit fire to your flickering ass flame,
This is Quise, no nickname and Jamie Bond ALL DAY...

I see you spittin your light colored hues and shit,
while me and J.B is straight black and bluing shit,
permanently bruising shit,
eatin wack ass poets like food and shit so,
stay tuned to the 10 o'clock news and shit...

No, this aint got shit to do with no slam,
unless its slammin ya face,
givin the pavement a fresh coat of skin,
and once you get me started,
its gon take my mama and your maker
to get me off your ass then...

And it’ll always be an unfair fight cause,
Jamie always blasts before the draw,
and the first line of weak shit to come out ya lips,
I’m breaking the fuckin glass in ya jaw...

You’ll do better tryin to separate us than tame us,
for the sake of us eatin ya ass alive..

Th'Fukk Outta here...
Befor I have Jamie snatch ya fukkin eyes out the sockets,
and play dice with them shits..

~Quise Williams



yall just don’t know….
mike tyson and Quise got tha same m.o.
you’re no challenge for him tho
notebook in hand he’ll knock yo ass out
in less than 3 mins only thing is
that he don’t get frustrated tho
Quise tha beast eats poets like you for breakfast
Tyson dumb ass be eatin EARiooos

fuk outta here
you see Quise in tha cut gettin heads sprung
he got defibrillators for pens shockin chest lungs
scribing anthrax inside of yo asthma pump

we’ll disrespect your whole conglomerate
and write on your pad like we was in drum line
Have your sneakers twist tied to an overpass
wit a banner of your pic as grammas make shift shrine

candles and artificial flowers for yo fake ass
be like yeah here goes another poet who tried
HE thought he could and WE wished he would
he was only a few blurred lines in a battle book

so we paid him some homage
murked em and sent his bastardized off spring to college
don’t worry we’ll raise tha lil faggot where you left off
gonna trick his lil ass out on tha main block
the only pops he knew was on a Kellogg’s box

tell em
here take this thermometer from outcha ass lil man
and put it around your neck real fast
call it a weather doppler muthaphucka
it’s a storm indicator for
Jamie hurricanes and Quise tornado's
and if you see it hit 90 then its too hot for ya
just like like right now

cuz our words can make a thermos boil
you simmer and sauté and we stay on broil
everything about today is gaping ink oil on gravel
deep fry your dreadlocks till yo thoughts unravel
month to month or lips to chops we stay choppin it up
its dirty jerz rockin out wit tha grimy south

We spyt poisonous truth serum into flu shots
you betta get vaccinated while we on vacation cuz we aint playin
Jamie and Quise in the same place oh best believe thaat …
that shit is a state of emergency
a muthafuckin hide yo men women and babies
type of world wide evacuation

real talk ya couldn’t hold me back even if I were a ghost
I got teeth stronger than galvanized steel posts
I got yo mans’ bitch ass covering his mouth
Quise gotcha girl holdin balls she aint even got
Jodi in beast mode put cho ass in tha know
be like gooddddd dayyuummmn homey
you got knocked tha fuck ouuttttttttt

Quise just mushed ya punk ass in tha face
talkin bout Get tha fuk outta here!! Haha

~~Jamie

alimony = ALL THA MONEY ~~ Todd Smith (Thelyfepoet) & Jamie Bond Collab

alimony


matrimony
palimony
acrimony
then from your paycheck comes plenty non-amicable alimony
unless you are still amiable
but no longer to each other amenable
they need to call it calamity-mony
never to be seen again money
Mr. judge, I cant do that cause I practice parsimony
you mean I gotta slide some money to her, I’d rather contribute patrimony

this is gory
aint no allegory
taking all my dollar bill glory
reducing my potential savings inventory
are those kids mine, is it to late to go on Maury

I want my money back
since we no longer sharing the same sack
I can't even afford a whopper or a big Mac

her attorney compared to mine was more shrewd and pragmatic
to make our love work I should have been more dogmatic
a bedroom room acrobatic
making her body feel ecstatic
not enigmatic
causing trouble laced with static
thoughts of us being together forever were automatic
I guess I overrated my cinematic charismatic

I wasn't out there
cheating
and eating
and meeting
and greeting
and misleading
but I should have done more
to keep the romance from bleeding
and being defeating

gonna be a stand up person and mention
that I should have given our love more attention
instead of letting it drift away causing derision division
that lead to the judge's final decision

for it was me you quit..
we are no longer are a top ten hit...
you still getting my money to pay for your benefits...

you mean I gotta pay you 2 leave it alone..
I can use dat $$$ to make other sweeties moan...
any1, how about a non-repayment of a 200k loan
b4 I go out and get stoned
love turned from right to wrong
and from my castle was I dethroned
disowned
can't even touch that naked hipbone
now, even the dog looks at me like I'm unknown

JT was right, it's cheaper to kill her
oops...
I meant cheaper to keep her
where is the white out when one needs it
these alimony pays are causing my wallet a fit

whether you were out there or not to play
and demonstrating your skills of unskilled foreplay
or trying to lay
use lay-a-way to lay some of your pay away
to make sure I gets my money every payday

thelyfepoet


ALL THA MONEY

you aint gotta love me but you need to pay up chuck
I been stressed due to all this mess you got the whole family hemmed up
nah; you aint gotta like me but you need to get with that direct deposit
I want the house, the kids the car, the dog the backyard and the walk in closet
now I know you swoll about how things went down but it aint my fault
you were the one tryna re live your youth don't be mad cuz you got caught

I'm gonna need my alimony matter of fact all the money I can get
I want child support and for you to pay for the health insurance
I'm gonna need those suits too cuz I paid for all of them
you can have that garbage bag full of sweat pants that's for divorced men!

I'm chuckling cuz you're walking around with a false sense of confidence
my lawyer is a pit-bull in lipstick call her PALIN
so I'll drop the kids off every other weekend
and you keep em till Monday morning while I'm with my new man
getting beach tans like Stella getting her groove back

the alimony is all you know about me have the check be on time and don't whine
I swabbed your cheek when you were asleep of course they are yours and mine
this divorce decree should give you a degree in playas gettin paid
cuz if they weren't yours which I wasn't sure of at first
I wouldda let it be an uncontested divorce

only difference right now its not who lied first but which one of got caught
but the matrimony to the money in your wallet gives me alimony to I'm old and gray
cuz I'll rock this man made pension plan for as long as I can
and never eva get remarried again

~~ IBJB

A MURDER INK ~~ Bad Boy #1 & Jamie "JB" Bond Collab

Testing JB and me is a bad habit.
It’s ur soul we stole, no u can’t have it back silly wabbit.
(Welcome to the dark side.)
U envy this
won’t stop for shit.
got stock in Bic so we can’t quit.
Samurai’s my style I, spit it better than Bruce Lee kick it.
Hammer can’t touch this; I’m the og Funky Head Hunter.
I’m the go getter, u the runner.
JB and me be MWPs, Most Wanted Pens
like enemas u get urs in the end.
Don’t have to get ready we, stay ready.
Hands on bics like addicts suckin’ dicks.
Fuck the joker, wait til they get a load of me.
I’m two-face, Bad Boy 1-EL-OH-VEE-E.

You’re in, a no win situation
we fuckin’ u all like double penetration
damaging guts with the thrust of my pen-erection.
(check 1 check 2) My pen writes nice.
Tricks are for kids, but this
this aint no game
like a switch blade, this bic was custom made for my hand.
How, dare u touch the Holy Grail
try to share in the glare
my shine’s too bright
gots to wear my sunglasses at night.
Imma narcissistic bitch wit dis shit.
Like Tony, I’m gr-r-reat at this.
Now, Nip/Tuck ya tail and run on home.
U can’t beat me with a wish,
Sincerely,
The Bic Specialist

you hear the echoes in a tunnel
tellin you to follow tha light
watch out its a scribe trap
welcome to the dark side
when all you got is a hammer
then everything is nail
on tha DL
JB and DL are like tha hammers of hell
I aint gotta lay my hands on you
that's what tha guns are for
besides DL already knows
I don't wanna mess my nails up over yall
but for the record...
I need ya to stop and think
why my nail polish is INK
see I don't know whatcha thinkin
we leave bodies floatin fish feedin
and stickin in tha back of Lincolns
you the small lies to a tall tale
chasin your tails and ya still failed
you lookin pale
our verbs be like seltzer burns
but taste like ginger ale
bottled up and bottoms up
we don't give a flyin fuck
we got brass knuckles tatted
on our hands prepared to tear shit up
walls full of trophies and plaques
we scribe headaches and heart attacks
on your necks chest and backs
you don't want none of that
far from a come back this a call back
call tha cops if you want and we'll have you
twisted up like a glad bag strung up in knots
have you inked up and smoothed out like a back drop
IBJB that's me the poetic supremacist
but can refer to us as the BIC SPECIALIST

(c) 2012
Jamie "JB" Bond & Bad Boy #1
Murder Ink

Instinctive Supplication ~~ An Isaac Vincent Washington & Jamie Bond Collab

AN ISAAC AND JAMIE COLLAB

Instinctive Supplication

Those with deceit in their hearts against me, Lord let the hairs on the back of my neck stand, And for those who attempt to sabotage the efforts of good that I do. Lord; allow me the powers of my instinct to overwhelm me to double check and catch it before my signature of approval goes onto it. And when the righteous ones are trying to live up to it for if not my own standards then at least their own and still want… Lord; please allow me the opportunity to pat them on the back before they have a chance to do it themselves…. Knowing that you created us in your image, Father in heaven; remind me to look at each person crossing my path as an opportunity to enforce the Ten Commandments in your name O Lord.
~~ IBJB


Those with conceit, trying to impart it for mine eyes to see.....Lord let this message break through their layers, with tact, so that they see what you intended them to innerstand… When they try to present the camouflage of the mirage with the veils of the untrue, Lord;  disavow their negative showers of thinking that they are selling me, as a troubling test. And when the true enlightened ones are dieing to give knowledge with settle hints, lift out thine shown answers, godsent for the beast to retreat to the bottom layers, where, alone, the angels will haunt. Lord let me follow thee, jurisprudentially, to gather and impart, on their minds shores, the loving teaching of you O Lord.
~~ Isaac Vincent Washington